Write an 8-word story featuring a spider looking for a mate.
The Optimist
Hopeful proposition to black widow: dinner THEN sex.
A Meditation
Trust is holding a lover with eight arms.
Widow Again.
Black? Hell, no! That’s silly! Call me Red.
The European Nursery Web Spider’s Favourite Memory
Wrapped fly in silk- mated watching you eat
A spider’s pick up line
All my eyes are on you baby doll.
Love at First Bite
My type. Gleaming palps. Diminuitive. Play dead. Crunch!
'Diminutive' not 'diminuitive'. Oops.
Catch my mate
Saw you on links, want to be mine?
A Spider’s Valentine
Draw close my luscious, leggy lady: Be mine.
‘Strange But True Facts About Bluebeard’
He died from a widow spider’s love bite.
Awakened By Fingers Whispering My Ankle
Spider webs glisten the foot of my bed.
Title: At the bar, the spider's wingman whispers,
"Now tickle and spin lace above her knee."
Lascivious Arachnid
Wanna see what I've got between my legs?
LOVE
Sixteen legs, two hearts, spun in webs.
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SPUN IN THE LIGHT
Woven in love, web spun in the light.
The Courtship of Venom/Eddie’s Father
Arching, slinking, injecting. What’s left: living through it.
Back page ad for amorous arachnids
Don’t wait. Procreate! Males however, may not escape.
He'd do anything to catch her eyes. Anything.
The Optimist
Hopeful proposition to black widow: dinner THEN sex.
A Meditation
Trust is holding a lover with eight arms.
Widow Again.
Black? Hell, no! That’s silly! Call me Red.
The European Nursery Web Spider’s Favourite Memory
Wrapped fly in silk- mated watching you eat
A spider’s pick up line
All my eyes are on you baby doll.
Love at First Bite
My type. Gleaming palps. Diminuitive. Play dead. Crunch!
'Diminutive' not 'diminuitive'. Oops.
Catch my mate
Saw you on links, want to be mine?
A Spider’s Valentine
Draw close my luscious, leggy lady: Be mine.
‘Strange But True Facts About Bluebeard’
He died from a widow spider’s love bite.
Awakened By Fingers Whispering My Ankle
Spider webs glisten the foot of my bed.
Title: At the bar, the spider's wingman whispers,
"Now tickle and spin lace above her knee."
Lascivious Arachnid
Wanna see what I've got between my legs?
LOVE
Sixteen legs, two hearts, spun in webs.
*
SPUN IN THE LIGHT
Woven in love, web spun in the light.
The Courtship of Venom/Eddie’s Father
Arching, slinking, injecting. What’s left: living through it.
Back page ad for amorous arachnids
Don’t wait. Procreate! Males however, may not escape.
He'd do anything to catch her eyes. Anything.