Winners of the 8-Word Octopus Love Story Contest

and the results are in...

Winner

The Octopus Regrets the Inadequacy of Numbers

Eight arms, three hearts: Still couldn’t hold you. -Kathryn Kulpa

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2nd place

And They Still Get Eaten...

Only one arm f*cks. The other seven cuddle. - Marvin Waldman

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3rd place

My 8-Arm Lover

He cheated. Care for some homemade octopus pasta? -Roberta Beary

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